2006-02-01

angledge: (Eagles)
2006-02-01 04:43 pm

Dispatch from DesWorld #9

Since I'm still the health & safety officer for my office back in San Francisco, every month I get an email from our corporate occupational health care provider regarding who needs to schedule their annual physical:

Occupational Health Care Provider: Here is the list of all the employees due for their physicals. Let me know who's Active, Inactive or Terminated:
[...names...]
Des Garner
[...names...]
[livejournal.com profile] angledge (with a cc: to Des): Des Garner is an active employee. I will let him know that he needs to schedule a physical in March. (Got that, Des?)
Des: I'm actually pretty inert
[livejournal.com profile] angledge: Ha! That's, like, a CHEMIST joke!
Des: Yes - I am a Noble Gas at heart - with a hardened shell of exterior electrons (eight in all). Hence my reticence & inertness.

Dispatch #10.
Dispatch #8.