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Splinter cell.
It's been at least a few weeks since our last reorganization here in FEMAland, so we were way overdue for some bureaucratic reshuffling. My group has been assigned to Hazard Mitigation, which I'm actually quite pleased about. The purpose of Hazard Mitigation is to rebuild damaged structures in such a way that they are less prone to future damage (stronger roofs, higher floor elevations, burying power lines instead of restringing them on poles, etc.). This is an intelligent approach to disaster recovery & is therefore terribly underutilized.
But what to call our new group? "Group" is too easy, for some reason. There's a lot of bad feeling about "teams" due to the ineptitude of previous teams (who have been dissolved in this current reorganization). "Committee"? Too bureaucratic. "Division"? Too militaristic. So what did they settle on? Oh yeah - we're being called a "cell".
Hello? Do you people follow current events? You've decided to follow al-Qaeda's nomenclature? Awesome. I propose to name our group "al-NOLA".
As an aside, I had waaaaaaaaaaay too much Dr. Pepper at lunch today. Wheee, caffeine high!!!
But what to call our new group? "Group" is too easy, for some reason. There's a lot of bad feeling about "teams" due to the ineptitude of previous teams (who have been dissolved in this current reorganization). "Committee"? Too bureaucratic. "Division"? Too militaristic. So what did they settle on? Oh yeah - we're being called a "cell".
Hello? Do you people follow current events? You've decided to follow al-Qaeda's nomenclature? Awesome. I propose to name our group "al-NOLA".
As an aside, I had waaaaaaaaaaay too much Dr. Pepper at lunch today. Wheee, caffeine high!!!
Re: Maybe, if it was cost-effective.
Sorry, just ranting. Nothing personal! I do respect the work you're doing!!
Look.
I know that everyone is infuriated with FEMA right now, but SOME of the stuff we're doing is actually pretty sensible. It just takes a long, long time.
Also, we're nowhere near spending money as fast as the Iraq situation. Not even within an order of magnitude.
Re: Look.
Rebuilding the current structures is the best plan of action. Rebuilding the levees to withstand more powerful hurricanes will need to be done before most people think about investing time or money back into the area.
I applaud you again for adding your expertise to the situation. Your skills are valuable at this time. They could probably use your help over in China as well, considering the catastrophe that occured there recently.
Re: Look.