Can't sleep

[angledge]

So I'll fill out this survey that I took from chaosvizier:



If I were a stone, I would be: hematite.
If I were a tree, I would be: redwood.
If I were a bird, I would be: according to Spider Dad, I'd be a turkey.
If I were a machine, I would be a: T-1000.
If I were a tool, I would be: huh, huh-huh.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: some heirloom rose bush with really awesome smelling blossoms & lots of thorns.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: sunny, somewhat hot, low humidity. A beach day.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Loch Ness Monster.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Justin Collins' 12-string guitar.
If I were a (land) animal, I would be a: cougar.
If I were a color, I would be: the color of my eyes.
If I were an emotion, I would be: something intense.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: organic.
If I were a sound, I would be: thunder.
If I were an Element, I would be: oxygen.
If I were a car, I would be: a train. Down with cars.
If I were a song, I would be: "Mars, Bringer of War".
If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: George W. Bush.
If I were a movie, I would be: Girl, Interrupted.
If I were a food, I would be: rum cake.
If I were a place, I would be: the Isle of Skye.
If I were a material, I would be: the stuff my bedsheets are made out of.
If I were a taste, I would be: cayenne peppers.
If I were a scent, I would be: cedar.
If I were a religion, I would be: spelled with two n's.
If I were a word, I would be: angst.
If I were an object, I would be: a catalytic converter (they're functional, but they're made of platinum, so they're pretty valuable too).
If I were a body part I would be: aorta.
If I were a facial expression I would be: all of them, I guess.
If I were a subject in school I would be: chemistry.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Cheetara.
If I were a shape I would be an: mobius strip.
If I were a number I would be: 1.
If I were a month I would be: October.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Sunday.
If I were a time of day I would be: 2:00 AM.
If I were a planet I would be: Venus.
If I were a sea animal I would be an: otter.
If I were a direction I would be: forward.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: Tempur-Pedic mattress.
If I were a sin I would be: sloth.