post-party patter

[angledge]

Saturday's barbeque was quite a success, I'd say. We ended up with about 40 guests total, & had a crowd here from 2:00 PM 'til about 11:00 PM. Of course, the Hive (& Doreen) spent the night, & carried on until 2:00 AM or so. Not to mention having started early with a party on Friday night that didn't wind down until nearly 4:00 AM.

Highlights:

• effrontery FINALLY PROVED HER EXISTENCE by showing up & meeting the Hive. Take that, unbelievers! She's REAL!
  
• The neighbors within earshot received quite the education on the current state of lesbian sexual practices by overhearing an out-of-control game of "I Never", which took place on the front porch, after many beers. Hoo boy.
  
• I received rave reviews from the crowd when I debuted the first meat dish I've cooked in many years, the succulent Meat-On-A-Stick. Here's how it's made: Cube steak, then marinade for at least four hours in (olive oil, balsamic vinegar, chopped garlic, a dab of dijon mustard, parsley, onion salt, basil, oregano, & rosemary). Spear steak pieces onto shish kebab skewers & sear over high heat on grill. Serve warm, preferably while still on stick.
  
• 
  chaosvizier: "I can't drink out of this; it's a Pringles can! Oh wait, I just need to take the top off first."
  
  marasca: "Hershey, sit!" [Ed. note: Hershey is one of my dogs.]
  chaosvizier: "That works on most of her men."
  marasca: "fizrep, sit!" [Ed. note: she actually used his name, not his LJ handle. We haven't gotten that geeky yet.]
  
  marasca: "I'm filled with WEAK cream!"
  
  angledge: "Whoa, when did we win the Stanley Cup? Oh no, that's just Larry's drum."
  
  angledge: "She looked like a miniature carnivorous llama." [Ed. note: describing the puppy, pre-grooming]
  Larry: "DEMON LLAMA!"
  
  fizrep: "So I take some hair from my head and put it on my beard and whoa, ho ho, Asia, let's hump."
  
  ebontigress: "THAT WAS effrontery?!?!" [Ed. note: same as above. I'm just following my LJ convention of using handles in place of names, as well as concealing names to protect identities.]
  
  Alice, to angledge: "Don't put on that dumb face; you KNOW you want me."
  
  fizrep: "Hi, I'm chaosvizier and I'm a blackbelt pussy."
  
  Emily, to thereject: "You need to fucking WORK?! YOU TOOL!!"
  
  ebontigress: "All the good ones were German."
  thereject: "Germans have mustard gas!"
  
  marasca: "You did Tony the Tiger?"
  chaosvizier: "Eh, I needed the money."
  
  chaosvizier: "Ultraviolet twat?"
  marasca: "I wish I had one of those."
  
  fizrep: "'Fucking a Flowbee' ... I think that's a metaphor for my marriage."
  
  Doreen: "I loved it when I was covered in bees and nothing was going down my pants."
  

Comments

[effrontery.livejournal.com]

OK, I want a who's who cheat sheet.

Damn fine quotes, btw!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Ang, stop posting to your own journal. That's just bad form.

[effrontery.livejournal.com]

Clever, isn't it? How I've, er, she's managed to construct TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT LIVES...

I'm amazed she gets anything else done.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, since my LJ protocol is to not use people's names, I guess people will have to self-identify. If they want to.

[ebontigress.livejournal.com]

It might be nice to post the quoteboard to the family site too, for those members who are behind on getting LJs of their own.

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[ebontigress.livejournal.com]

Right. Just checked. Nevermind the sleepy person on the couch....

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[ebontigress.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, BTW, it was a wonderful party. I enjoyed it quite a bit, despite the helluva tough sleep goblins.

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