angledge | post-party patter

Saturday's barbeque was quite a success, I'd say. We ended up with about 40 guests total, & had a crowd here from 2:00 PM 'til about 11:00 PM. Of course, the Hive (& Doreen) spent the night, & carried on until 2:00 AM or so. Not to mention having started early with a party on Friday night that didn't wind down until nearly 4:00 AM.

Highlights:

effrontery FINALLY PROVED HER EXISTENCE by showing up & meeting the Hive. Take that, unbelievers! She's REAL!
The neighbors within earshot received quite the education on the current state of lesbian sexual practices by overhearing an out-of-control game of "I Never", which took place on the front porch, after many beers. Hoo boy.
I received rave reviews from the crowd when I debuted the first meat dish I've cooked in many years, the succulent Meat-On-A-Stick. Here's how it's made: Cube steak, then marinade for at least four hours in (olive oil, balsamic vinegar, chopped garlic, a dab of dijon mustard, parsley, onion salt, basil, oregano, & rosemary). Spear steak pieces onto shish kebab skewers & sear over high heat on grill. Serve warm, preferably while still on stick.
chaosvizier: "I can't drink out of this; it's a Pringles can! Oh wait, I just need to take the top off first."

marasca: "Hershey, sit!" [Ed. note: Hershey is one of my dogs.]
chaosvizier: "That works on most of her men."
marasca: "fizrep, sit!" [Ed. note: she actually used his name, not his LJ handle. We haven't gotten that geeky yet.]

marasca: "I'm filled with WEAK cream!"

angledge: "Whoa, when did we win the Stanley Cup? Oh no, that's just Larry's drum."

angledge: "She looked like a miniature carnivorous llama." [Ed. note: describing the puppy, pre-grooming]
Larry: "DEMON LLAMA!"

fizrep: "So I take some hair from my head and put it on my beard and whoa, ho ho, Asia, let's hump."

ebontigress: "THAT WAS effrontery?!?!" [Ed. note: same as above. I'm just following my LJ convention of using handles in place of names, as well as concealing names to protect identities.]

Alice, to angledge: "Don't put on that dumb face; you KNOW you want me."

fizrep: "Hi, I'm chaosvizier and I'm a blackbelt pussy."

Emily, to thereject: "You need to fucking WORK?! YOU TOOL!!"

ebontigress: "All the good ones were German."
thereject: "Germans have mustard gas!"

marasca: "You did Tony the Tiger?"
chaosvizier: "Eh, I needed the money."

chaosvizier: "Ultraviolet twat?"
marasca: "I wish I had one of those."

fizrep: "'Fucking a Flowbee' ... I think that's a metaphor for my marriage."

Doreen: "I loved it when I was covered in bees and nothing was going down my pants."