So sick. So very, very sick.
Dec. 18th, 2015 09:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
angledgeI think the best thing about being sick is how all your body's systems just say
Fuck It & start doing whatever.
Sinus system: here have 5,000 gallons of snot.
Temperature regulation system: haha go fuck yourself fever & chills TOGETHER or maybe feverish head & freezing cold feet at the same time.
Fluid regulation system: I drank one sip of water now I must pee now I am parched again WTF my lip just cracked open when did my bedroom become the Sahara Desert? Oh, & I'm sweating.
Skin system: itchy sweaty goosebumps ahhh no air currents
Balance system: good thing the hallways are narrow in our new house, I'm bouncing off them with every step. Outside in the snow/ice not recommended.
Detoxification system: the liver has said Whoa no more NyQuil lil lady. I seriously think I overdosed last night & I woke up feeling really shaky.
Smelling/tasting systems: everything smells like a hot plate fire & everything tastes like paste.
Dog warming system: thank God functioning properly. Shadeaux has been a loyal hot water bottle. She has single-pawedly saved me from frostbite. She is laying on my legs right now & I wouldn't trade her for a sack of diamonds.
Fuck It & start doing whatever.
Sinus system: here have 5,000 gallons of snot.
Temperature regulation system: haha go fuck yourself fever & chills TOGETHER or maybe feverish head & freezing cold feet at the same time.
Fluid regulation system: I drank one sip of water now I must pee now I am parched again WTF my lip just cracked open when did my bedroom become the Sahara Desert? Oh, & I'm sweating.
Skin system: itchy sweaty goosebumps ahhh no air currents
Balance system: good thing the hallways are narrow in our new house, I'm bouncing off them with every step. Outside in the snow/ice not recommended.
Detoxification system: the liver has said Whoa no more NyQuil lil lady. I seriously think I overdosed last night & I woke up feeling really shaky.
Smelling/tasting systems: everything smells like a hot plate fire & everything tastes like paste.
Dog warming system: thank God functioning properly. Shadeaux has been a loyal hot water bottle. She has single-pawedly saved me from frostbite. She is laying on my legs right now & I wouldn't trade her for a sack of diamonds.
