angledge | F'ing Friday Five

Haven't done one of these in a while ... but the theme was irresistable.

1. Do you use profanity?

More often than I ought to, probably.

2. What are your favorite words of frustration?

"SONOFABITCH!" Variation: "SON. OF. BITCH."

3. Did your parents ever swear in front of you?

When I was younger, they refrained from cussin'. But no longer - now we all use whatever words we feel like. However, I'm still a bit squeamish about dropping F-bomb in front of the Lil' Lucy Woman.

4. Do you think that films should be rated based on the language they use?

Among other things. I'm sympathetic to parents who don't want their children soaking up tons of profanity - or to people who just don't enjoy listening to that kind of language.

5. If you could curse out someone right now, who would it be?

How about Cingular Wireless, for screwing up my cell phone so that I can neither send nor receive text messages? Yeah, them. Fuckers!

Addendum: I'm not sure whether I should curse out myself or my swimming coach, but someone needs to get yelled at about last night's swim practice. Did I really do 1,000 yards of butterfly? Why was that considered a good idea? My arms feel like overcooked noodles this morning. If I was challenged to an arm-wrestling competition by a six-year-old, I'd either 1) decline, or 2) lose. I have adjusted my keyboard to a lower position because lifting my arms all the way to the top of the desk is just too damn hard. And tomorrow's the swim-a-thon - JOY!