The poetry of Donald Rumsfeld

I've said it before, if I were a news correspondent, I would spend all my time following Donald Rumsfeld around. He is, without a doubt, the most reliable source of stupefyingly wacko sound bites. A friend of mine recently introduced me to some collections of Rumsfeld quotes that have been turned into poetry ( a la the classic George W. Bush poem "Make the Pie Higher"):

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