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Dispatch from DesWorld #9
Feb. 1st, 2006 04:43 pmSince I'm still the health & safety officer for my office back in San Francisco, every month I get an email from our corporate occupational health care provider regarding who needs to schedule their annual physical:
Occupational Health Care Provider: Here is the list of all the employees due for their physicals. Let me know who's Active, Inactive or Terminated:
[...names...]
Des Garner
[...names...]
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angledge (with a cc: to Des): Des Garner is an active employee. I will let him know that he needs to schedule a physical in March. (Got that, Des?)
Des: I'm actually pretty inert
angledge: Ha! That's, like, a CHEMIST joke!
Des: Yes - I am a Noble Gas at heart - with a hardened shell of exterior electrons (eight in all). Hence my reticence & inertness.
Dispatch #10.
Dispatch #8.
Occupational Health Care Provider: Here is the list of all the employees due for their physicals. Let me know who's Active, Inactive or Terminated:
[...names...]
Des Garner
[...names...]
angledge (with a cc: to Des): Des Garner is an active employee. I will let him know that he needs to schedule a physical in March. (Got that, Des?)Des: I'm actually pretty inert
angledge: Ha! That's, like, a CHEMIST joke!Des: Yes - I am a Noble Gas at heart - with a hardened shell of exterior electrons (eight in all). Hence my reticence & inertness.
Dispatch #10.
Dispatch #8.
