Dispatch from DesWorld #9

[angledge]

Since I'm still the health & safety officer for my office back in San Francisco, every month I get an email from our corporate occupational health care provider regarding who needs to schedule their annual physical:

Occupational Health Care Provider: Here is the list of all the employees due for their physicals. Let me know who's Active, Inactive or Terminated:
[...names...]
Des Garner
[...names...]
angledge (with a cc: to Des): Des Garner is an active employee. I will let him know that he needs to schedule a physical in March. (Got that, Des?)
Des: I'm actually pretty inert
angledge: Ha! That's, like, a CHEMIST joke!
Des: Yes - I am a Noble Gas at heart - with a hardened shell of exterior electrons (eight in all). Hence my reticence & inertness.

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Comments

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes it would. You can never go wrong with Ahnold quotes.

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

But the Terminator quotes are really kind of sub-par. 'Hasta la vista' and 'Come with me if you want to live' are almost kind of throwaway lines. If you really want to get Ahnold at his peak, you need to go Conan, dig?