Dispatch from DesWorld #10

[angledge]

I'll fix the numbering later. This one's a quickie.

I am working on a report right now using a database report that tells us where known contaminated sites are located. There is a section of the report called "Orphan Sites" where sites with poor address information are listed (usually, sites are plotted on a map so you can see how close they are to the site you're investigating). Des walks by my desk as I'm perusing the Orphan Sites List & says, "Write it up this way: 'There are no facilities within a one-mile radius of the site that are used for the warehousing of orphans, as the State of California no longer provides such warehouses. Orphans are now dealt with utilizing trench-and-backfill methodologies.'"

Dispatch #9.
Dispatchlette #9.1.
Dispatch #11.

Comments

[thechinesecurse.livejournal.com]

Haha. I bet they are.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

A true Dickensian statement.

[songquake.livejournal.com]

it seems to be dispatch #10. and they never get old. :)

[love2loveher.livejournal.com]

Ah Des. Much love.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Here's one (http://rhiannonjk.livejournal.com/263887.html) from another of Des' minions, rhiannonjk.

[songquake.livejournal.com]

no fair referring to things that are friends-locked!!

(which is perfectly fair on rhiannonjk's part. i'd only post things about my boss as friends-only, too.)

Doh.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Crap, I didn't realize. Sorry....