I've been waiting a while to make this pun.

[angledge]

Tonight our friend & former neighbor B* is coming over for dinner. B* is a zookeeper at the Houston Zoo, & she has offered to stay at our apartment while we're gone to watch Shadeaux. I've written up a document with Shadeaux's HomeAgain pet ID chip information, contact stuff for the veterinarian, feeding schedule, etc. so B* will have everything she needs.

This document is titled "Shadeaux facts".