Lunch/Love Meme

[angledge]

Last night at le Chateau, evilfb, funkyplaid, & I invented a new game. Take any song title that has the word “love” in it. Replace “love” with “lunch”. Now, rewrite the song lyrics appropriately.

If you think of any good ones, please post them in a comment here. If you post this meme in your own LJ, include a link back here so all the songs will accumulate in one place.

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Elephant Lunch Song Medley?

[sasscat.livejournal.com]

It's the tragic tale of one hardened courtesan refusing to share her lunch with a starving man.


(Ewan McGregor)
Lunch is a many splendoured thing
Lunch lifts us up where we belong
All you need is lunch!

(Nicole Kidman, and anyone who has heard me sing this before...over...and over...and over...)
Please, don't start that again...

All I need is lunch
A girl has got to eat
All I need is lunch
You're asking for my meat!
All I need is lunch...

Lunch is just a meal...
I was made for sandwiches, baby,
you were made for cottage cheese
The only way of getting them, baby
is to pay a lunching fee.

Just one meal, give me just one meal
There's no way cause you can't pay
In the name of lunch, one meal in the name of lunch
You crazy fool, I won't give into you

Don't...leave me this way
I can't survive without your sweet lunch, oh baby, don't leave me this way

You'd think that people would have heard enough of silly lunch songs
I look around me and I see it isn't so, oh no
Some people wanna fill the world with silly lunch songs
Well what's wrong with that, I'd like to know
'Cause here I go...again...

Lunch lifts us up where we belong!
where eagles fly on a mountain high!
Lunch makes us act like we are fools
throw our lives away for one Happy Meal (TM) day

We could be heroes
just for one day

You, you will be full (no I won't)
and I, I'll be short of food

we should eat lunch now
we can't do that
we should eat lunch now
and that's a fact

Nothing will keep you from starving
we could try it, just for one meal
we could be heroes forever and ever
we could be heroes forever and ever
we can be heroes
just because I...........eii will always want lunch...
I... can't help feeding you...
How wonderful life is now food's in the world...

Re: Elephant Lunch Song Medley?

[marasca.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahaha! You know, I saw the Elephant Love Song Medley in my iTunes list. I can't believe I passed it by! I'm sure your version is better than mine would have been though.

Re: Elephant Lunch Song Medley?

[gravitygirl07.livejournal.com]

I was just about to do this one-- it's one of my favourite pieces. :)

Try again!

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Pick another!

Re: Elephant Lunch Song Medley?

[kenshardik]

Bravo!