Lunch/Love Meme
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angledgeLast night at le Chateau, evilfb, funkyplaid, & I invented a new game. Take any song title that has the word “love” in it. Replace “love” with “lunch”. Now, rewrite the song lyrics appropriately.
If you think of any good ones, please post them in a comment here. If you post this meme in your own LJ, include a link back here so all the songs will accumulate in one place.
evilfb, funkyplaid, & I invented a new game. Take any song title that has the word “love” in it. Replace “love” with “lunch”. Now, rewrite the song lyrics appropriately.If you think of any good ones, please post them in a comment here. If you post this meme in your own LJ, include a link back here so all the songs will accumulate in one place.
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"Tainted Lunch", by Soft Cell
Date: 2005-03-28 10:35 pm (UTC)Run away
I've got to
Get away
From the pain that you drive into the gut of me
The lunch we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my appetite
For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night
Gopher, Fetch Me A Sammich!
Date: 2005-03-28 10:37 pm (UTC)Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Lunch, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
Lunch Boat soon will be making another run
The Lunch Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Lunch won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH! It's LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH! (hey-ah!)
(rewritten: theme from "The Love Boat")
Re: Gopher, Fetch Me A Sammich!
Date: 2005-03-28 11:12 pm (UTC)Re: Gopher, Fetch Me A Sammich!
Date: 2005-03-29 03:27 pm (UTC)Lunch Bites by Def Leopard
Date: 2005-03-28 10:45 pm (UTC)If you've got lunch in your sights
Watch out, lunch bites
When you make lunch, do you look in the mirror?
Who do you think of, does it look like meat?
Do you tell lies and say that it's healthy?
Do you think twice, or just munch 'n' see?
Ooh babe ooh yeah
When you're alone, do you let go?
Are you wild 'n' willin' or is it just for show?
Ooh c'mon
I don't wanna eat it too much baby
'Cos eating lunch with you might drive me crazy
I know you think that lunch is the way you make it
So I don't wanna be there when you decide to bake it
No!
Lunch bites, Lunch bleeds
It's bringin' me to my knees
Lunch lives, lunch dies
It's no surprise
Lunch bags, lunch feeds
It's what I need
When I'm with you are you somewhere else?
Am I gettin' thru or do you please yourself?
When you wake up will you walk out?
It can't be lunch if you throw it out
Ooh babe
I don't wanna munch it too much baby
'Cos eating lunch with you might drive me crazy
[Repeat Chorus]
[guitar solo]
Ooh yeah
[Repeat Bridge]
Lunch bites, lunch bleeds
It's bringin' me to my knees
Lunch lives, lunch dies
[Repeat Chorus]
If you've got lunch in your sights
Watch out, lunch bites
Yes it does
It will be hell
My Apologies to The J. Geils Band
Date: 2005-03-28 11:08 pm (UTC)You Lunch her
But she Lunches him
And he Lunches somebody else
You just can't win
And so it goes
Till the day you die
This thing they call Lunch
It's gonna make you cry
I've had the blues
The reds and the pinks
One thing for sure
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
Two by two and side by side
Lunch's gonna find you yes it is
You just can't hide
You'll hear it call
Your heart will fall
Then Lunch will fly
It's gonna soar
I don't care for any Casanova thing
All I can say is
Lunch stinks
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
I've been through diamonds
I've been through minks
I've been through it all
Lunch stinks
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
Re: My Apologies to The J. Geils Band
Date: 2005-03-28 11:13 pm (UTC)Now post the meme in your LJ! Post it with a link back here so I can have an entire collection of these stupid songs to hum at work!
Re: My Apologies to The J. Geils Band
Date: 2005-03-28 11:47 pm (UTC)Re: My Apologies to The J. Geils Band
Date: 2005-03-29 12:02 am (UTC)Re: My Apologies to The J. Geils Band
Date: 2005-03-28 11:38 pm (UTC)"You Give Lunch a Bad Name", by Bon Jovi
Date: 2005-03-28 11:14 pm (UTC)You promise me heaven, then put me through hell
Chains of lunch got a hold on me
From the lunchroom in prison, you can’t break free
It's a turkey club
It's a terrible sub
No one can save me
From this horrible grub!
Chorus:
Shot through the heart
And you’re to blame
You give lunch a bad name
I play my part and you play your game
You give lunch a bad name
You give lunch a bad name
Re: "You Give Lunch a Bad Name", by Bon Jovi
Date: 2005-03-28 11:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-28 11:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-28 11:31 pm (UTC)Like a banana wrapped in lean roast beef
Macaroons made from prunes
Or chocolate pudding wrapped in a fig leaf
But when you think I've had enough of this bizarre stuff
I'll take more than another big plateful
Oh, and I'll make a roast pork flan
Just because I can!
Chorus:
Strangelunch
Strange ryes and strange rolls
Strangelunch
That's how my lunch goes
Strangelunch
Will you feed it to me?
Will you take the grain,
Turn it into rue,
Again and again
And try not to burn it?
Forgot the Title
Date: 2005-03-28 11:32 pm (UTC)Love it!
Date: 2005-03-28 11:34 pm (UTC)But I'll give you a +5 anyway if you post this to your own LJ.
Re: Love it!
Date: 2005-03-28 11:35 pm (UTC)Re: Love it!
Date: 2005-03-28 11:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-29 12:21 am (UTC)Elephant Lunch Song Medley?
Date: 2005-03-28 11:39 pm (UTC)(Ewan McGregor)
Lunch is a many splendoured thing
Lunch lifts us up where we belong
All you need is lunch!
(Nicole Kidman, and anyone who has heard me sing this before...over...and over...and over...)
Please, don't start that again...
All I need is lunch
A girl has got to eat
All I need is lunch
You're asking for my meat!
All I need is lunch...
Lunch is just a meal...
I was made for sandwiches, baby,
you were made for cottage cheese
The only way of getting them, baby
is to pay a lunching fee.
Just one meal, give me just one meal
There's no way cause you can't pay
In the name of lunch, one meal in the name of lunch
You crazy fool, I won't give into you
Don't...leave me this way
I can't survive without your sweet lunch, oh baby, don't leave me this way
You'd think that people would have heard enough of silly lunch songs
I look around me and I see it isn't so, oh no
Some people wanna fill the world with silly lunch songs
Well what's wrong with that, I'd like to know
'Cause here I go...again...
Lunch lifts us up where we belong!
where eagles fly on a mountain high!
Lunch makes us act like we are fools
throw our lives away for one Happy
Meal (TM)dayWe could be heroes
just for one day
You, you will be full (no I won't)
and I, I'll be short of food
we should eat lunch now
we can't do that
we should eat lunch now
and that's a fact
Nothing will keep you from starving
we could try it, just for one meal
we could be heroes forever and ever
we could be heroes forever and ever
we can be heroes
just because I...........eii will always want lunch...
I... can't help feeding you...
How wonderful life is now food's in the world...
Re: Elephant Lunch Song Medley?
Date: 2005-03-29 12:23 am (UTC)Re: Elephant Lunch Song Medley?
Date: 2005-03-29 12:30 am (UTC)Try again!
Date: 2005-03-29 12:43 am (UTC)Re: Elephant Lunch Song Medley?
Date: 2005-03-29 01:00 am (UTC)I Would Do Anything for Lunch --Meatloaf
Date: 2005-03-28 11:56 pm (UTC)"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" Based on the performance by Meatloaf
"I'd Do Anything for Lunch (But I Won't Chew That)" Parody by Jeremy Otto
And I would do anything for lunch, whether it be baked or fried in fat
And I would chew anything for brunch, I don't care if my tummy isn't flat
But I'll never forget the way you burned that souffle, oh no, no way
And I would do anything for lunch, but I won't chew that, I won't chew that
Anything for lunch, oh I would chew anything for lunch
I would chew anything for lunch, but I won't chew that, no I won't chew that
Some days I don't eat chickpeas, and some days I won't eat slaw
Some days I don't eat at all, and these are the days that never end
Some nights you're cooking chicken, and some nights you're frying rice
Some meals are like nothing I've ever seen before or will again
Maybe I'm hungry, my tummy's rumbling it is true
I know you may crave meat, I know that you've been craving veggies too
As long as the eggs are boiling, as long as the shrimp is broiling
Until I learn to cook meals for myself, you better believe it
That I would do anything for lunch, I'd settle for fries or a Big Mac
And I would do anything for brunch, like Ozzy I'd even eat a bat
But I'd never forgive myself if I didn't get dessert tonight
And I would do anything for lunch, oh I would do anything for lunch
Oh I would do anything for lunch, but I won't chew that, no I won't chew that
I would do anything for lunch, anything you've been cooking up,
But I just won't chew that
(repeat 3x)
Some days I crave for donuts, and some days I crave for ham
Some days just crave for smoked salmon but I'd settle for some spam
Some nights I lose my appetite, some nights I need Peptobismol
Some nights I just lose my lunch from one too many dinner rolls
Maybe I'm not picky, that's something I could never be
But I don't eat asparagus, it always makes you have green pee
As long as the bread is baking, as long as the milkshakes are shaking
As long as I never catch the flu, you better believe it
That I would do anything for lunch, and there ain't no need to raise a fuss
And I would do anything for brunch, and I'd even tip you seven bucks
But I'd never come back here if you didn't make the coffee strong, not strong
And I would do anything for lunch, oh I would do anything for lunch
I would do anything for lunch, but I won't chew that, no no no I won't chew that
I would do anything for lunch, anything you've been thinking of,
But I just won't chew that
(repeat 7x)
But I'll never stop eating cashews every night of my life, no way
And I would do anything for lunch, oh I would do anything for lunch
I would do anything for lunch, but I won't chew that, no I won't chew that
[Waitress]: Will you tip me well, will you smile when you're through?
Can you use your napkin when you finish your stew?
Can you ignore the fact your burger is cold?
[Diner]: I can do that! I can do that!
[Waitress]: Will you be polite? Will you treat me right?
Can you never come here drunk again and try to start a fight?
Can you mind your table manners a little bit more?
[Diner]: I can do that! Oh oh, now I can do that!
[Waitress]: Will you tell me jokes that are politically correct?
If I spill beer on you, will you not get upset?
Will you apologize if you should ever belch?
[Diner]: I can do that! Oh oh, now I can do that!
[Waitress]: Will you eat all your cabbage and your rice and beans?
If I overcook the steak will you not be mean?
Will you be the best diner that I've ever known?
[Diner]: I can do that! Oh oh, now I can do that!
[Waitress]: After a while you'll forget my name's Mary
You'll be complaining to my manager and being contrary
And you'll see that it's time to move on
[Diner] I won't do that! No I won't do that!
[Waitress]: I know the territory, I know the game
You think I'm not as cute as that other waitress Jane
And sooner or later you won't be chewing around (here)
[Diner] I won't do that! No I won't do that!
Anything for lunch, oh I would do anything for lunch
I would do anything for lunch, but I won't chew that, no I won't chew rat
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/meatloaf0.shtml
Re: I Would Do Anything for Lunch --Meatloaf
Date: 2005-03-29 01:22 pm (UTC)Bodies ~Smashing Pumpkins
Date: 2005-03-29 12:42 am (UTC)Sandwhiches consumed en-masse'
Eaten after my breakfast, you know..
Nobody eats like you!
Nobody tells you too!
Nobody likes fondue...
You do.
It's not much, mostly because I can't bloody understand Billy Corgan, so I don't know the actual lyrics.
But I can't get it out of my head now, so I may as well post it.
Re: Bodies ~Smashing Pumpkins
Date: 2005-03-29 12:46 am (UTC)That's why I posted this meme in the first place. I've been humming "Tainted Lunch" & "Lunch is a Battlefield" ALL FREAKIN' DAY.
Re: Bodies ~Smashing Pumpkins
Date: 2005-03-29 01:51 am (UTC)According to my friends, there is something very wrong with a 6'3" bearded yeti singing in falsetto.
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Date: 2005-03-29 03:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-29 03:07 am (UTC)Queen: Crazy Little Thing Called Lunch
Date: 2005-03-29 03:30 pm (UTC)I can't believe this is how we waste our time.
Date: 2005-03-29 06:56 pm (UTC)There's a warm pastrami in the rush of day,
when the heat of the microwave can be turned away.
An enchanted moment, and it sees me through –
It's enough for this hungry bastard just to be with you!
And can you feel the lunch tonight?
It is where we are –
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
to rape the olive bar.
And can you feel the lunch tonight?
Have you seen the turkey breast?
It's enough to make at least three more sandwiches –
I believe the very best!
There's time for another serving if we only stuff it down;
I'll turn our twisting esophagus into a glorious crown.
There's some rye and asiago in the cupboard below
When the stomach of this Epicurean fool grumbles, you'll know.
And can you feel the lunch tonight?
It is where we are –
My indigestion has been terrible these days;
I'll ride in the back of the car.
And can you feel the lunch tonight?
Have you seen Snickers and Mounds?
It's enough to make a diabetic hyperventilate;
Look out – Bob's coming around!
And can you feel the lunch tonight?
See the difference our cookbook makes?
While I'm fond of our culinary synthesis,
Shuddup and pass the Jaffa Cakes!
Sorry, Elton. Now take off those asinine glasses. You're too old for that, mate.
Re: I can't believe this is how we waste our time.
Date: 2005-03-29 07:08 pm (UTC)Re: I can't believe this is how we waste our time.
Date: 2005-05-19 05:20 pm (UTC)Re: I can't believe this is how we waste our time.
Date: 2005-05-19 11:34 pm (UTC)Re: I can't believe this is how we waste our time.
Date: 2005-05-21 01:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-29 08:45 pm (UTC)LUNCH WILL KEEP US TOGETHER
Lunch, lunch will keep us together.
Think of me, babe, whenever
Some sweet talkin' girl comes along
Singin' our song
Don't mess around
You just got to be strong cause
Lunch
Yeah, I really lunch you.
Lunch
Can't stop thinkin' about you.
Workin' our way back to lunch
Togeeeeeether...bah, bah, bah whatever
LUNCH ME, LUNCH ME, LUNCH ME
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Date: 2005-03-29 10:47 pm (UTC)I KNOW!
I live with this.
"Spooky", by Daniel Ash
Date: 2005-03-29 09:29 pm (UTC)You call me up and ask I if you want to go and meet and get a smoothie,
First I say no, I've got some plans for a bite,
And then I stop, and say, "All right."
Lunch is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.
You always keep me guessin', I never seem to know what you are thinkin'.
And if a sub looks good to you, it's for sure your little eye will be a-winkin'.
I get confused, I never know what we'll eat,
And then you smile, and buy a sweet.
Lunch is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.
Spooky!
If you decide someday to stop this little game that you are playin',
I'm gonna tell you all what my stomache's been a-dyin' to be sayin'.
Just like ghost, food's been a-hauntin' my dreams,
But now I know, it's not all it seems.
Lunch is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.
Spooky
Spooky
Spooky
Spooky
Spooky
Spooky
Re: "Spooky", by Daniel Ash
Date: 2005-03-29 10:48 pm (UTC)Now look what you've done.
Date: 2005-03-31 11:34 am (UTC)"At Last" (An ode to a sandwich)
At last my lunch has come along
My hungry days are over
And life is like a song
Oh yeah yeah at last
The cheese on top wasn't blue
My heart was wrapped up in a pita
The night I looked at you
I found a deli that I could speak to
A deli that I can call my own
I found a bun to press my cheek to
A bun that iiiiiiiiiIIIII've never known
Ooooyeahyeah, you smile, you smile
OHH and then the smell was ohsogood
And here we are in heaven
For you are miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyiyiyine at last
*CHOMP*
"I Just Wanna Make
Love toLunch For You"**I don't want you to drink no Slim-Fast
I don't want you to starve all day
But I want you to be happy, too,
And I just wanna make lunch for you
Lunch for you, mmmmm, lunch for you
All I want to do is wash your clothes
I don't want to keep you indoors
There is nothing for you to do
But keep me makin lunch for you
Lunch for you, oooooo, lunch for you
And I can tell by the way you walk that walk
And I can hear by the way you talk that talk
And I can know by the way you treat your girl
That I can give you all the lunch in the whole wide world
AAAAAAAAAAall I want to do is make your bread
Just to make sure you're well fed
I don't want you sad and blue
And I just wanna make lunch for you
Lunch for you, oooooo, lunch for you
** That line about making bread and being well fed? Didn't make that up. Twas already in the song. I swear.
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Date: 2005-04-01 01:21 am (UTC)(Brigadoon:Almost Like Being In Love)
...Like a bell that is ringing for me
And from the way that I feel
When that bell start to peel
I would swear I was hungry
I could swear I was hungry
It's almost time for lunch