Lunch/Love Meme

[angledge]

Last night at le Chateau, evilfb, funkyplaid, & I invented a new game. Take any song title that has the word “love” in it. Replace “love” with “lunch”. Now, rewrite the song lyrics appropriately.

If you think of any good ones, please post them in a comment here. If you post this meme in your own LJ, include a link back here so all the songs will accumulate in one place.

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Lunch Bites by Def Leopard

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Lunch Bites

If you've got lunch in your sights
Watch out, lunch bites

When you make lunch, do you look in the mirror?
Who do you think of, does it look like meat?
Do you tell lies and say that it's healthy?
Do you think twice, or just munch 'n' see?
Ooh babe ooh yeah

When you're alone, do you let go?
Are you wild 'n' willin' or is it just for show?
Ooh c'mon

I don't wanna eat it too much baby
'Cos eating lunch with you might drive me crazy
I know you think that lunch is the way you make it
So I don't wanna be there when you decide to bake it
No!

Lunch bites, Lunch bleeds
It's bringin' me to my knees
Lunch lives, lunch dies
It's no surprise
Lunch bags, lunch feeds
It's what I need

When I'm with you are you somewhere else?
Am I gettin' thru or do you please yourself?
When you wake up will you walk out?
It can't be lunch if you throw it out
Ooh babe

I don't wanna munch it too much baby
'Cos eating lunch with you might drive me crazy

[Repeat Chorus]

[guitar solo]

Ooh yeah

[Repeat Bridge]

Lunch bites, lunch bleeds
It's bringin' me to my knees
Lunch lives, lunch dies

[Repeat Chorus]

If you've got lunch in your sights
Watch out, lunch bites
Yes it does
It will be hell