Lunch/Love Meme

[angledge]

Last night at le Chateau, evilfb, funkyplaid, & I invented a new game. Take any song title that has the word “love” in it. Replace “love” with “lunch”. Now, rewrite the song lyrics appropriately.

If you think of any good ones, please post them in a comment here. If you post this meme in your own LJ, include a link back here so all the songs will accumulate in one place.

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My Apologies to The J. Geils Band

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Lunch Stinks

You Lunch her
But she Lunches him
And he Lunches somebody else
You just can't win
And so it goes
Till the day you die
This thing they call Lunch
It's gonna make you cry
I've had the blues
The reds and the pinks
One thing for sure

(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah

Two by two and side by side
Lunch's gonna find you yes it is
You just can't hide
You'll hear it call
Your heart will fall
Then Lunch will fly
It's gonna soar
I don't care for any Casanova thing
All I can say is
Lunch stinks

(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah

I've been through diamonds
I've been through minks
I've been through it all
Lunch stinks

(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah
(Lunch stinks)
Lunch stinks yeah yeah

Re: My Apologies to The J. Geils Band

[angledge.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA.

Now post the meme in your LJ! Post it with a link back here so I can have an entire collection of these stupid songs to hum at work!

Re: My Apologies to The J. Geils Band

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

OK... and I posted another song, too ;-)

Re: My Apologies to The J. Geils Band

[angledge.livejournal.com]

And it's funny! (http://www.livejournal.com/users/carocrow/621403.html)

Re: My Apologies to The J. Geils Band

[ruffian-wind.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA!!!!! That had me rolling on the floor.