Lunch/Love Meme

[angledge]

Last night at le Chateau, evilfb, funkyplaid, & I invented a new game. Take any song title that has the word “love” in it. Replace “love” with “lunch”. Now, rewrite the song lyrics appropriately.

If you think of any good ones, please post them in a comment here. If you post this meme in your own LJ, include a link back here so all the songs will accumulate in one place.

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I can't believe this is how we waste our time.

[funkyplaid.livejournal.com]

Especially for angledge, I bring you Elton John's 'Can You Feel the Lunch Tonight?'

There's a warm pastrami in the rush of day,
when the heat of the microwave can be turned away.
An enchanted moment, and it sees me through –
It's enough for this hungry bastard just to be with you!

And can you feel the lunch tonight?
It is where we are –
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
to rape the olive bar.
And can you feel the lunch tonight?
Have you seen the turkey breast?
It's enough to make at least three more sandwiches –
I believe the very best!

There's time for another serving if we only stuff it down;
I'll turn our twisting esophagus into a glorious crown.
There's some rye and asiago in the cupboard below
When the stomach of this Epicurean fool grumbles, you'll know.

And can you feel the lunch tonight?
It is where we are –
My indigestion has been terrible these days;
I'll ride in the back of the car.
And can you feel the lunch tonight?
Have you seen Snickers and Mounds?
It's enough to make a diabetic hyperventilate;
Look out – Bob's coming around!

And can you feel the lunch tonight?
See the difference our cookbook makes?
While I'm fond of our culinary synthesis,
Shuddup and pass the Jaffa Cakes!


Sorry, Elton. Now take off those asinine glasses. You're too old for that, mate.

Re: I can't believe this is how we waste our time.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

RAPE THE OLIVE BAR!? I am now traumatized.

Re: I can't believe this is how we waste our time.

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

I too am afflicted with visuals most horrible.

Re: I can't believe this is how we waste our time.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

What, are you extra-bored today? Cruising old LJ entries?

Re: I can't believe this is how we waste our time.

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

Oddly, sskiptress had a recent link to this.