Dispatch from DesWorld #7

[angledge]

I don't normally post DesWorld Dispatches so close together, but man


he's on a roll this week ...

To: San Francisco - Main Street Office
From: Angela Ledgerwood
Date: 06/07/2005 11:00 AM
Subject: HAZWOPER 8-hour supervisor training

Hello all:

There are some folks in the San Francisco office who need to get their 8-hour supervisor HAZWOPER training accomplished. Jerry A*, our regional H&S coordinator, is tentatively scheduled to come to the SF office on Friday June 17th to do the 3-hour in-class portion of the training.

Is there anyone who needs this training? You have to complete five hours of online training in LMS before attending the in-class training in order to receive your certificate. If you're interested, please let me know.

Thanks,

Angela Ledgerwood
Staff Scientist

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To: Angela Ledgerwood, Des Garner
From: Wynne K*
Date: 06/07/2005 11:39 AM
Subject: Re: HAZWOPER 8-hour supervisor training

Hey Angela

Sign me up for the 8-hour supervisor training. Dale S* thinks that, with my FEMA work, I should have it and should probably have my 40-hour HAZWOPER training, but asked me to confer with Des about the 40-hour.

Thanks,

Wynne K*
Environmental Planner

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To: Angela Ledgerwood, W* K*
From: D* G*
Date: 06/07/2005 04:48 PM
Subject: Re: HAZWOPER 8-hour supervisor training

Sorry, Wynne - but I just don't see you as a "trainable" employee. Your recalcitrance, quick temper and "Navy Seal" instincts are just not commensurate with the new "kinder, gentler URS" that we are promoting. You have been too long steeped in the dark arts of covert ops - I fear that you have may have gone to the Dark Side. Sith Lord S* has corrupted you.......

Regards,

Darth Retardus
Sith Lord and "Man-About-Town"

Dispatch from DesWorld #6.
Dispatch from DesWorld #8.

Comments

[gravitygirl07.livejournal.com]

I can honestly say I don't know what the fuck is going on. heh

Is this serious? Am I just stupid/out of the loop?

[angledge.livejournal.com]

These are three, real emails that were exchanged yesterday.
1. I made an announcement to my office about some upcoming job training.
2. Wynne responded with a question regarding said training.
3. Des made fun of Wynne.

If you're asking me to explain Des, feh - that's hopeless. He's English.

[gravitygirl07.livejournal.com]

Okay, I've got you now. I take it Des knew Wynne, though?

Although, if you didn't, it would make it that much funnier.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Des, Wynne, & I all form part of the core of the office's Drinking Team. We make fun of each other all day, every day.

[http://users.livejournal.com/-j0k3r-/]

"If you're asking me to explain Des, feh - that's hopeless. He's English."

And thus inneffible. Or infallible. one of the two (probably the former) :)

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Definitely not infalliable. But lots of fun nonetheless.