Cover Girl, Super Girl.

[angledge]

Hey, I'm on the front page of the URS corporate intranet today! Top right, under "Employee News":



[Poll #1012398]

Comments

[love2loveher.livejournal.com]

you're my idol.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Sweet.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

teleportation would make travel a hell of a lot easier, but knowing the future would totally make Dow Jones my bitch.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

I think you could think of ways to make lots of money from a teleportation ability.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

I would be the ultimate courier service.

And the ultimate booty call.

Go where the dollars are!

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Ultimate assassin.

Ultimate bank vault robber.

Ultimate athlete (unless you were barred from competition).

Re: Go where the dollars are!

[etcet.livejournal.com]

"I can deliver anything, anywhere, at any time."

I'd be like The Transporter, but without the good accent. I'm working on the chiseled physique, but at the moment, my chiseling medium appears to be hairy spam.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

I'd love to be able to fly.

And you go, girl! Congrats on the front page mention. :D

[angledge.livejournal.com]

I'd love to be able to fly.

I thought about putting that on here, but I thought teleportation sort of trumped it. If you wanted, you could teleport to about 5,000 feet in the air, free fall for a while, then teleport yourself back onto the ground.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

That's not flying, that's falling with style. ;) I'd want to have control of my direction, to soar through the clouds...

[aitkendrum.livejournal.com]

Immortality...

Your famous. Do you get the super employee of the month big bucks bonus?

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Do you get the super employee of the month big bucks bonus?

HA HA HA

HA

HA HA

Oh man..... no, no I don't. But one of my co-workers who saw the article did donate $100, so the LLS is getting some bucks out of it.

[thereject.livejournal.com]

I would be able to travel through time, but not space.


Unfortunately that would mean that even a time jump of milliseconds would put me miles above the Earth's surface.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Or miles beneath the surface, if the Earth was moving in just the right direction.

[marasca.livejournal.com]

Telekenesis, Jean Gray style (not Carrie covered in pig's blood style...). It would be handy for fetching more rum for my drinks, and I could use it to make myself levitate and fly!

Teleportation would be a close second.

[ataralas.livejournal.com]

As the person on your flist most likely to fall into a particle accelerator, I must say this: if you fall into an accelerator, you will not get superpowers, you will die.

That said, the ability to suspend quantum mechanics in a small region of space.

*GASP*

[angledge.livejournal.com]

As the person on your flist most likely to fall into a particle accelerator...

This just makes me laugh, laugh, laugh. That ANYONE on my flist has even the SLIGHTEST contact with a particle accelerator.... makes me happy.

...I must say this: if you fall into an accelerator, you will not get superpowers, you will die.

Are you trying to say that Hollywood LIED TO ME in Spiderman 3???

[branniejan.livejournal.com]

I know that you will still remember us now that you are famous! *cheers*

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Haha, you're unforgettable baby!