angledge: (Question)
[personal profile] angledge
Hey, I'm on the front page of the URS corporate intranet today! Top right, under "Employee News":

So does this make me a corporate whore or a non-profit ho?

[Poll #1012398]

Date: 2007-06-29 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etcet.livejournal.com
teleportation would make travel a hell of a lot easier, but knowing the future would totally make Dow Jones my bitch.

Date: 2007-06-29 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angledge.livejournal.com
I think you could think of ways to make lots of money from a teleportation ability.

Date: 2007-06-29 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etcet.livejournal.com
I would be the ultimate courier service.

And the ultimate booty call.

Go where the dollars are!

Date: 2007-06-29 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angledge.livejournal.com
Ultimate assassin.

Ultimate bank vault robber.

Ultimate athlete (unless you were barred from competition).

Re: Go where the dollars are!

Date: 2007-06-29 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etcet.livejournal.com
"I can deliver anything, anywhere, at any time."

I'd be like The Transporter, but without the good accent. I'm working on the chiseled physique, but at the moment, my chiseling medium appears to be hairy spam.

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