Possibly the scariest email ever.

[angledge]

Heh.

Heh heh heh.

HEH HEH HEH WHOOOOOOO BOY.

I just got a reply to an email I sent the pastor at my church in San Francisco last week. His reply included the following attachment:

wedding_booklet.pdf

O man we're really gonna do this. I think I need to sit in the corner & hyperventilate for a second.

Comments

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Oooooooooooo!

...although I think you could use an icon that implied a little less... mental enslavement and evil domination. Just a thought. Unless you've already nicknamed hotpantsgalore "Smeagol" or "Preciousssss". In which case... I just don't want to know. ;-)

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding I love that icon! I made it myself!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I dub shee Saurang and Shayruman, ladies of the two towers! Towers being a non-phallic metaphor in this case.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

The two towers could be surrogate tits, maybe...?

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

The very idea of Ang stroking ANYTHING of hotpantgalore's and muttering "My p-recious!" ... is not the image I came here for.


Congrats on it all though, Ang. We're all happy as heck for you both =)

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

Her birthday present?

Which her?

[angledge.livejournal.com]

What birthday present are you referring to? Or are you referring to Smeagol calling the One Ring his birthday present?

This comment gets a D-, see me after class.

Re: Which her?

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

Or are you referring to Smeagol calling the One Ring his birthday present?

Yes. Not sure who is Smeagol and who's the ring tho. Either of you have a relative die in a 'fishing accident'?

Re: Which her?

[angledge.livejournal.com]

What a choice, what a choice... do I want to claim that I am better personified as an extremely aged murderous sushi-eatin' web-footed cavedweller with really bad vision, or do I choose to personify myself as an outwardly desirable but ultimately corrupting & thoroughly EVIL vessel of arcane power?

And which one do I want to claim personifies the love of my life?

Re: Which her?

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

"I swears! I swears on the Hot Pants!"

...maybe not.

Re: Which her?

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!!