Possibly the scariest email ever.

[angledge]

Heh.

Heh heh heh.

HEH HEH HEH WHOOOOOOO BOY.

I just got a reply to an email I sent the pastor at my church in San Francisco last week. His reply included the following attachment:

wedding_booklet.pdf

O man we're really gonna do this. I think I need to sit in the corner & hyperventilate for a second.

Comments

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Oooooooooooo!

...although I think you could use an icon that implied a little less... mental enslavement and evil domination. Just a thought. Unless you've already nicknamed hotpantsgalore "Smeagol" or "Preciousssss". In which case... I just don't want to know. ;-)

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding I love that icon! I made it myself!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I dub shee Saurang and Shayruman, ladies of the two towers! Towers being a non-phallic metaphor in this case.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

The two towers could be surrogate tits, maybe...?

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

The very idea of Ang stroking ANYTHING of hotpantgalore's and muttering "My p-recious!" ... is not the image I came here for.


Congrats on it all though, Ang. We're all happy as heck for you both =)

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

Her birthday present?

Which her?

[angledge.livejournal.com]

What birthday present are you referring to? Or are you referring to Smeagol calling the One Ring his birthday present?

This comment gets a D-, see me after class.

Re: Which her?

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

Or are you referring to Smeagol calling the One Ring his birthday present?

Yes. Not sure who is Smeagol and who's the ring tho. Either of you have a relative die in a 'fishing accident'?

Re: Which her?

[angledge.livejournal.com]

What a choice, what a choice... do I want to claim that I am better personified as an extremely aged murderous sushi-eatin' web-footed cavedweller with really bad vision, or do I choose to personify myself as an outwardly desirable but ultimately corrupting & thoroughly EVIL vessel of arcane power?

And which one do I want to claim personifies the love of my life?

Re: Which her?

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

"I swears! I swears on the Hot Pants!"

...maybe not.

Re: Which her?

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!!

Congratulations!

[(Anonymous)]

Fabo for you!!

[angledge.livejournal.com]

We haven't really started talking dates yet (a few seasons have been mentioned) but I highly doubt we'll be able to have this ready by Labor Day '09. The way this FEMA deployment is going, hell - we may still be here.

I didn't know we were still possibles on your guest list. I guess you're really desperate for flower girls! *is flattered, actually*

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

[etcet.livejournal.com]

RAWK.

[love2loveher.livejournal.com]

Maybe you two should dress up as bridezillas for Mardi Gras! RAWR!

I'm so excited for you.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAH, I love the idea of a pair of Bridezillas stomping through NOLA. But I don't really have the time/energy/creativity to pull together a costume, alas...

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

If at one point, the celebrant doesn't say "Mawwiage...is what bwings us togethew today" I will be very put out. ^_^

Congratulations!

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Prepare to be put out then, I guess. The reception can be all mad laffs, but the marriage ceremony itself iz serius bizniz.

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

Ya rly.

[ataralas.livejournal.com]

The rabbi at my friends wedding actually did that. They loved it. Everyone else thought it was hilarious. It was awesome.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

I'm not criticizing anyone else's choices for their ceremony. But in my mind, the ceremony itself is short & serious, then the reception is madcap.

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

w00t!! how exciting! :D

[effrontery.livejournal.com]

very exciting!

hey, are you getting married in SF? Assuming I might be invited, I want to start saving my pennies now. ;)

How did I miss this comment? I love comments.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

I have no idea where or when we're going to get married. If it's legalized in CA (c'mon Supreme Court ruling) then San Francisco is my first choice - I love the minister at my church out there. If California doesn't legalize it... then maybe Provincetown? Vancouver? Amsterdam?

I also have no idea how many people we are going to invite. See my most recent post to get a feel for my frustrations.