Bad puppy!

[angledge]

Here is a list of everything Braden has chewed on today. Everything I've found so far, that is:

• My copy of The Silmarillion
  
• Spike the plant
  
• Some junk mail
  
• Legs of the breakfast table
  
• Her own food dish (she BROKE a ceramic dish by chewing on it)
  
• The other two dogs in the house
  
• The cordless phone
  
• The screen door
  
• Oh yes, several of her chew toys
  Aaaaand ...
  
• My toes!
  

Goddamn dog.

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My copy of The Silmarillion

Tis the Black Beast of Mordor! There is evil there that does not sleep. It nibbles and chews on all in its path, till naught but the tiniest shreds are left behind. Not with ten thousand toes could you sate its hunger!