angledge | I hate Design Within Reach.

First:

fizrep this is indirectly your fault. You & your stupid Japanese creek water pitcher.
Second: this is the text of a message I just sent via dwr.com's "Contact Us" web form.

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I just want to "congratulate" you on being the most persistent, virus-like marketing horror show I've ever been stalked by. I bought ONE water pitcher from you - five years ago - in another state - FOUR address changes back. And yet, your catalogs still find me. I guarantee you have spent any profit you ever made on that stupid pitcher to send me catalogs. I HATE your furniture. I HATE the sight of your logo at this point. I am NEVER going to buy another product from you as long as I live. This is solemn promise sworn by the Old Gods and the New.

I have opted out of your mailing list at least four times now. And yet, you always seems to find me. For fuck's sake you have sent me catalogs at WORK.

Stop. For the love of Mother Earth, stop sending your catalogs. I beg you, stop sending me catalogs!

Yours sincerely,

angledge